Bud Light put free beer fridges all over Cleveland for when (if?) the Browns win

If the Browns beat the Jets on Thursday night, it’ll likely lead to a bunch of sick days being burned on Friday.

Here’s something that Browns fans will hopefully get to make use of this season:

The fridges are being placed all over Cleveland, and will remain locked until the Browns win their first regular season game. At that point the fridges will be unlocked from Bud Light central via WiFi, and we assume chaos ensues as people try to grab free beer.

Cleveland Scene was able to identify where 14 fridges are located — aside from the stadium and Joe Thomas’ house — Thursday night when the 0-1-1 Browns take on the Jets. You know, just in case you want to fight through crowds of thirsty fans to pick up your free silo of macrobrew.

You could tell me the beer was tainted with a super virus and I’d 100 percent believe this is the perfect introduction to a Cleveland-specific zombie movie. Actually, the Browns are a lot like a zombie when you think about it: A shambling, neither dead nor alive machination that only causes pain and suffering. If you’re reading this from the international space station and northeast Ohio is a blackened zone of nothing Friday night, remember: it was the fridges.

I take it all back. This idea was perfect.